In my life, I have tried various moneymaking schemes and many of them have worked for me. But one way that I will never forget is how I worked as a relationship adviser on adult party plan.
I savor every moment of my life in this field. So many people have begun asking me for advice on setting their relationship right. I have helped people hook up together and I have helped couples from falling apart. I am surely doing something really meaningful and important.
But what was most important for me was that I was getting money for doing that!
My arena of working was through adult party plans. Such parties have an adult concept to them and they are also a place to buy adult toys and stuff if you are interested in them. Many people used to buy them to use individually and in their couple acts of love.
I remember a couple approached me once. The woman had never achieved an orgasm and it was taking a heavy toll on their married life. The woman was feeling cheated and wanted out of that relationship. I advised the couple to attend one of our adult parties. With some reluctance, they agreed. There, I recommended the husband to buy a particular product, which was a butterfly vibrator, for his wife. He did that.
I met this couple after some time. It was an exciting occasion because the couple was totally different from how I remembered them. The wife was just not able to get over her husband. They had defini tely found their love again. They told me how the butterfly vibrator had become important to their relationship and how they were using it every night during their lovemaking act. Yes, the woman had hit her big O.
You can do this too. You can give relationship advice through adult party plans and give money. There are various sponsors online who can get you into the business. You become part of a network and then help people out with their issues. Look around; you are sure to find many adult party plans out there on the Internet that you can become a part of.
More than the money that is involved in this profession, there is the contentment you get when you bring a couple closer together. Nothing is more satisfying than reinforcing and building relationships; that is one important thing I have found out in this profession. I spend my days giving advice and building relationships, while I am also counting all the money I am earning from selling adult toys.
The closest I ever got to having phone sex with my boss was when he asked me to do another one of his ridiculous tasks. I mean this boss was unbeeeeleiveable! So once again I told him, “fuck you – do it yourself, or send your driver”. Does this constitute having phone sex with my boss? I suppose you could also say we had passage sex, because often when we passed each other in the hallways of work, we would look daggers at each other and say “fuck you!”
I am actually not sure, but, perhaps when he asked me what I wanted him to bring back for me from Amsterdam, this might have been phone sex. He did ask me this over the phone, so I asked him to bring me the biggest blackest dildo he could find in a
sex shop.
The aim of my request was firstly to embarrass him in the sex shop as he is patently homophobic, and just in case the customs went through his suitcases after telling them he had nothing to declare, a big black dildo in the possession of a big black man could possibly be a further cause for embarrassment. Using the words “big, black dildo” might be construed as being
phone sex with my boss, it certainly may to some people.
There was also the time he called me at 3 o’clock in the morning when we had a big function at his home the next day. I couldn’t believe it, he was wandering around from room to room in his house examining the marquee from all angles, and decided to share what he thought with me. I stupidly answered the phone and said “fuck Peter, have you completely lost your fucking mind”, this is pretty close to phone sex with my boss don’t you think?
If I think of it in retrospect, there many have been many instances when people might have thought I was having phone sex with my boss. Like the times he used to phone me at odd hours and tell me to talk to him. I would make up the most disgusting stories I could think of, and anyone within listening distance, would listen with highly raised eyebrows and a faint look of disgust on their face as if they had smelled a dog fart.
I cannot think of anything worse than having phone sex with anyone, let alone my boss, but now that I am writing all of this down, I realize that he is the only person I have ever even got close to having phone sex with. If I had known then what I know now, I should have taken him to court for sexual harassment, but then again I am famous for saying. “There is only one thing wrong with this company” to which he would reply “what?” “Sexual harassment” my reply would be, he would say “what?”, “Yes, sexual harassment, there just isn’t enough of it”.
I am always up to something or the other. Always an adventure! But what happened this summer in the Philippines is just beyond awesome! I was there for a short vacation this summer and within mere minutes of reaching there I got a fantastic blowjob and a free beer thrown in as well!
I don’t plan my trips. That adds to the adventure for me. I don’t go through the usual tourist rigmarole of booking accommodation and I never plan where I want to go but I always pack Sex Toys before I just go.
In the same manner, I just left this time to. After landing at Manila Airport, I proceeded to the taxi stand. I took the first one I could. I told the cabbie to take me to the hottest spot in the city. He saw my tourist shorts and T-shirt and immediately judged what I wanted. His wink should have been quite suggestive to me, but at time it wasn’t.
He dropped me to the seediest part of Manila city. I didn’t realize when the beautiful city suddenly turned into this dark labyrinth of alleys with hookers waving at me from both sides of the road.
What the ho, I thought, I was on vacation and this could be a great way to start it! I released the cab. I stood in the middle of the road and looked around. Pretty soon, my gaze fell on this very beautiful woman sitting all by herself in the street bar across the street. Without giving it much of a thought, I walked towards her.
When I came to her, she looked at me and smiled. Now I have a good enough face that’s always been a hit with the girls and I wasn’t much surprised. Encouraged, I sat down. “Could I join you for a drink?” I asked. She just coyly giggled.
What attracted me was her cleavage. Ample and huge, just the way I liked it. I went erect already! My shorts didn’t do a good job of hiding it and when she bent down to pick up a dropped handkerchief, she saw everything.
“Want some fun?” she asked, still giggling, in a Filipino accent that really turned me on. I knew what she meant. “Where?” I asked. “Wait a minute,” she said and quickly paid the bill. When we got up to leave, the waitress saw a particular part of my body and went off laughing.
We didn’t go anywhere special. She just took me to this clump of bushes and told me to sit on a rock. I obeyed her. She then unzipped my shorts and released my dick. “Relax,” she told me and then proceeded to give me one of the best BJs I have ever had.
I am sure Philippines is such an awesome place that things like this can happen. Everywhere I went, I met women who were ready to fall all over me.
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Anna and I had always heard they were great fun but we hadn’t ever got a chance to attend them. Not until that night anyway. Our neighbors, Martha and Richard had called their friends over, Susan and Clayton. They had come over to invite us to join the little sex party at their house. It was all impromptu and they told us we had to just come over, nothing special was needed.
So we walked into their house and we saw the table was set for a game of poker. There were two chairs for us. They asked us to join the game.
As it turned out, it was to be a game of strip poker. Martha asked us if that would be fine with us. Now we aren’t reserved people. We said we thought it would be fun. And so it began.
The game began and one minute later, Clayton’s shirt was off. A few moments later, Anna lost her blouse. Then it was Martha’s turn to get her blouse off and then Richard got shirtless. It was heating up now. Anna lost her bra and everyone went wild. I was seeing my wife topless in front of four other people. The guys were staring at my wife’s perfect boobs with the pink nipples on them but it wasn’t making me angry. I didn’t even get angry when Richard got a very prominent hard-on and started masturbating. I didn’t even get wild when Clayton reached over and touched her boobs. Instead, I got aroused!
The game went on and Martha lost her panties. The male attention in the room found another object; Martha’s perfectly shaved pussy. She’d definitely been preparing for tonight! She spread her legs and we went crazy.
Among guys, I was the first to go buff completely. I had a hard-on when I removed my boxer shorts and my wife laughed at my boner. The other girls touched and fondled my cock, while the other dudes egged everyone on to make the next move.
But it was naked me that lost again. Now, what could I remove? I didn’t have a stitch on my body. Clayton then said that I should lick the Susan’s cunt because she hadn’t lost any clothes that evening. Susan got immediately aroused and frantically removed her panties. I gave her a wonderful pussy lick right in front of all those masturbating people.
It was a room full of naked people now. Martha told everyone to get into the bedroom. Everyone was just waiting to take the action to a more horizontal position. The girls went first; the boys followed. Everyone was hyperexcited.
That evening my wife got double fucked by two dudes while a woman licked her pussy. I got double blowjobbed by two horny females while having a finger (my wife’s) in my ass. I fucked two cunts in front of my wife, and none of those cunts belonged to my wife.
After this, the night became so hazy that we really lost account of who fucked whom. All we remember still is that it was a night of deadly passion and we are planning another swingers party today!
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Perhaps this stems from a need to breed healthy heirs, attract women and scare off the enemy. Who knows, I am not an anthropologist. But the thing is this large penis thing still affects modern man, so modern man finds a way, and the way to enlarge your penis today, has not changed much for centuries. This is done either mechanically, medically, chemically or manually, it doesnt mater the truth is men want huge cocks .
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A lot of my friends spoke to me about them, and even through my excitement about them, I was a bit apprehensive. Many of my friends have used them as well, but I guess I didn’t have the courage to get initiated with them. Yes, I am talking about vibrators here.
Things became a bit difficult when my boyfriend of seven years got a posting in the Middle East. It was a teary goodbye and all but the real pangs started in the nights that followed when I really began to miss him.
As each night approached, my problems only increased. I was so much into him that I wasn’t taking this well at all. I began to feel depressed at work too and could put my heart and soul into it.
It was not surprising that my bosses wanted to let me go–my work was that bad. And that would have been really bad for my record because this would be the third place I would be fired from after my boyfriend left. It was then that my friend told me to see a doc.
Frankly speaking, I didn’t see how a doctor could get me out of what I was going through, but still the friend forced me and I got myself an appointment. And that, probably, was one of the best decisions I made in my life.
This doctor was a lady doctor and she really understood my problem well. She told me that it was too much sex and it had suddenly stopped and that can create problems. She said that I was in a vulnerable situation and could do something nasty. Eventually, she made a highly unorthodox suggestion–she told me to get myself a vibrator!
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It was a very unconventional thing to do, but now I am really better. I still miss my boyfriend, but things are much better. This device has seen me through several rough times and has actually made my life better… and probably safer dare I say it thank god for sex toys.
Are you looking for a way to really spice up your parties? You could have a great night with the girls with the lingerie themed party! This could be some raunchy fun and you could, of course, do more things than just dressing up in sexy lingerie. Anyway, first things first–where do you get your lingerie from?
Now, you could get your lingerie from the brick and mortar shops but then you should be ready to pay a lot. These shops have to bear a lot of costs–those of their staff and stocking their products and paying all those awful utility bills–and they try to recover those costs by increasing the prices of their products.
Think about the Online Lingerie Option
It is right to say that if you are looking for the cheapest lingerie, you will get it off the Internet. There are lots of stores here and since they don’t have to bear all those costs, you get things for abysmal rates sometimes. Maybe you will get some great stuff for just one-third of the cost. What more could you ask for?
Also, when you are buying your sexy lingerie from an online store, you get more variety. You can check out their catalogs which are online and you can take your pick directly. The costs of the products are mentioned directly and if you buy a number of items, you get better discounts as well thats why the adult toy distributor was invented.
Themed Lingerie
Online stores will actually pamper you with the collections they have. You will see some really different things such as lingerie with sequins or lingerie made of sheer material. There could be flashy and revealing lingerie products that could be really in place at such parties. You could also make a statement with some Asian or French lingerie or probably dress yourself up like a doll in lingerie with one of their baby doll products.
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