The Top Five of All Time – Men’s Gadgets

After careful survey it appears that the top five all time gadgets that men are completely unable to survive with are as follows:

Number 1: Modern technology brings us the ultimate toys for boys HD, Blue Ray DVD’s, the wide screen television and surround sound. Put these items together in one room and you have the number one gadget that men cannot live without, the Home Theatre System

Justify the expense to your wife by telling her the initial expenditure will soon be off-set by the amount of money you save by not having to go out to the movies any longer.

2. The Home Brewing Kit – Long ago, 25 years back in the UK, my uncle was making wines from pea pods, potato peels, strawberries and even flowers. He was considered strange, now he is considered a master wine-maker and everyone else wants in on the action.

This is one of the top selling Christmas gifts ever, forget going to the local pub, put up your own brew and wines, together with your home theatre set, you can have your own little boys club-house.

Number three: The iPod, a gadget not only revered by men, and 173 million of these little gizmos have been sold. It records and plays back movies and music, and can also store lo ads of photos, Hide your porn from your wife in this with password protect. Buy a docking station and play your porn to your mates through your home theatre system why you sample your skills in home brewing.

Number 4: The Powermat, this is simply amazing, it is a completely wireless power source that can be used anywhere in the home to power anything. No wires to trip over if you are watching your iPod movies on your home theatre system and sampling the brew from your home brewing kit at the same time.

5. SizeGenetics – Men have been fascinated with the size of their penis and enlarging it for 2000 years. They have used devices from tying a rock to the end of it, to sticking a rod down it. Size genetics is medically recognized as the safest rout to natural penis enlargement. Both length and girth.

It is doubtful that you are going to invite your new best friends to share in the joy of Size Genetics. But there is no harm in inviting the ladies over to see the results, as well as your home theater system, sample your latest crisp dry white wine, listen to some soft, iPod generated music and see how tidy your wires are.

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